when ur a phuckingn babey
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Posted on 12th Jan at 5:37 AM, with 521 notes
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I really really like Crystal Meth ❤️
Posted on 12th Jan at 5:35 AM, with 26,424 notes
Posted on 11th Jan at 1:46 PM, with 369,177 notes
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
Posted on 11th Jan at 1:44 PM, with 39,730 notes
I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me” and i know seeing me from afar im giving crackhead energy probably
This is the one that kills me
Posted on 11th Jan at 1:42 PM, with 90,654 notes
Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme
There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.
The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”
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This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg
This is so cute and I’m amazed at how many older generations they have
This so adorable 😩
Oh this is so pure 😭😭😭
Posted on 11th Jan at 6:21 AM, with 283,572 notes
I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”
Posted on 11th Jan at 6:17 AM, with 54,828 notes
angel: *descends from the heavens* FEAR NOT
humans: aAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAA
the angel, a literal flaming eye-covered winged wheel: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
Posted on 9th Jan at 7:40 PM, with 12,692 notes
shirt arrived
Posted on 9th Jan at 7:40 PM, with 222 notes
Reminders:
- Everything you’re feeling is common
- Even if you’ve never felt so alone
- I could probably catch a ride to your house
- And borrow a bike to get back home
Posted on 9th Jan at 11:33 AM, with 16,329 notes
when freud said bisexuality is what happens when you dont fully develop a brain he was right and im proof
Posted on 9th Jan at 11:33 AM, with 650 notes
Up late committing faggottry
Posted on 9th Jan at 11:00 AM, with 7,440 notes
And I will wait for you.
Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov | Caravaggio, Bacchus/The Lute Player/Saint Jerome Writing/Young Sick Bacchus (details)
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